Free the Bees

Let’s face it. Bees are way cool and they should not be discriminated against just because they sting and make a buzzing sound. Bees do more than make noise and fly around your patio. They also help pollinate plants. 

Therefore we are creating this petition to liberate bees. And not just those Southern bees but also Great Northern Bees, Pinto Bees, Black Bees—even Jelly Bees. 

Help us. We can’t do this alone (seriously—we’ve already tried that and it was a complete disaster). With your signature we can tell the world what’s what. 

Free the bees! Please! Just bees though. We don’t care about hornets cos they’re mean. Screw you hornets!

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